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3D Porn

I just came across this article about 3D porn. Will it take off? There are lots of adverts now for 3D TV so I guess 3D porn is the next step but until we can watch it at home I'm not sure Kim and I will be heading off to a cinema to watch - not sure we'd want to be sprayed with 3D cum in public! But it got me thinking - will we ever see a 4-D porn film which combines a 3-D film with physical effects, which occur in synchronization with the film. So when the guy cums the audience gets sprayed too. We've seen these at theme parks but I guess the physical effects are expensive to set up so we won't see it in cinemas real soon.

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Why won't you answer the previously asked questions?

Hey guys - just to let you know that I'm still around and will get round soon to answering all your questions. Kim & I have just got home from holiday so lots of stuff to sort.

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Hot cock!

Messy

Trapped in underwear

Hot asian guys playing

Nice thong!

In the shower

Lunchtime

Holiday balcony

Nice ass

Wanton Wednesday

Better late than never!

What's the nastiest sexual thing you've ever done?

Interesting question! Guess it has to be stuff I've done in gay saunas when I've had some pretty sleazy encounters (all hot stuff btw).

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Donkey Punch

Kim & I ended up watching Donkey Punch on Saturday night. I'd seen it in the listings and was curious as to what it was. The film is a 2008 British thriller about a group of British people on holiday in Spain who end up fighting for their lives. The film was written and directed by Oliver Blackburn and David Bloom, and stars Nichola Burley, Tom Burke, Jaime Winstone and Julian Morris. Apparently it was filmed in 3 weeks with a budget of £500,000. Here are a couple of photos of the cast:




So what's the title mean? According to Wikipedia donkey punch is slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner (a male) punching the receiving partner (male or female) in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits). The alleged goal is to cause the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up, thereby increasing the pleasure of the penetrating partner; however, there is no medical evidence that it works, or for that matter any reason that it would. When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner (see Orgasm control). There is some controversy concerning whether the initial sexual act is restricted to anal sex prior to the donkey punch, or whether muscular contraction after the blow to the back of the head or neck during vaginal sex can also qualify as a donkey punch. It has even been proposed that a possible use of the donkey punch is to create a situation in which there can be a "surprise anal penetration" tantamount to sexual assault or rape.



This sort of sexual behaviour is not my cup of tea or Kim's either. I couldn't imagine doing something so dangerous. Kim and I are into most stuff so long as its safe but I couldn't ever imagine this.

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Do you consider yourself a voyeur? Do you get aroused when spying on people?

Yes, I love watching others whether they are male or female. Its a real turn on for me.

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is cum eating addictive?

I've never thought of it as such but I guess it could well be. I love the taste and feeling a cock explode in my mouth.

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Not really a question. But thanks for the entry. The prizes look pretty cool. Check them out at Dick-n-Jane.com.

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Are you into stuff like circle jerks or mutual masturbation? What's the best way to approach something like this?

I have enjoyed both. Its not the sort of thing you can announce when your out for the evening with your mates though (unless you know they'd be up for it). I've met guys in hotel spas where we've ended up wanking each other either in the steamroom, sauna or my room (and even once or twice in the jacuzzi). I've usually known within minutes whether a guy is up for it. The norm in the sauna or steamroom seems to be an open towel and a guy playing with his cock whilst looking at you. I usually take this as a sign he's interested and I'd open my towel so he can see my cock. if I'm not interested then I'd not do anything and the guy takes the hint.

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How many times per week do you fuck Kim's pussy? ass? Other women's pussy? With a guy (as a top? as a bottom?)

Kim and I probably fuck a couple of times a week. I suppose it depends on how tired we are. I guess I fuck her ass occassionally when we both feel like it. With others its as and when the opportunity arises. I don't have any regular fuckbuddies at the moment. A couple of guys sucked my cock on Monday which is a story I'll post soon.

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When do we get some pics of you again--cock, pubes, chest, etc.

I'll try and sort some out to post as soon as I can. I'm busy at work at the moment so not sure when it will be. Anything in particular that you really want to see?

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That really is one hot massive monster uncut cock

If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?

Fireflies by Owl City

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What's your favourite sex position?

Wow. Too many to choose from.

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Would you rather be a zombie or a mummy?

Hard one this. I reckon a zombie but I don't really know why.

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Who's the funniest person you know?

My friend Jay is probably the most funniest guy I know - always able to crack a joke about anything. But Kim is the one who makes me smile though.

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A serious cumshot on a mirror

I love the moaning and the spray onto the mirror in this vid

Wanton Wednesday

I thought I'd try a different view this week!

Self Suck & Edging

This is by far the best selfsuck video I've come across. I've always wished I could suck my cock but I've never managed it.

New additions

I've made some new additions in the side bar to my blog this week including a Formspring box. I allow anonymous questions and I’ll answer them here on the blog.

Kylie and Aphrodite

Am currently listening to Kylie's new album. Its a great album and as one reviewer has put it

"For her followers Aphrodite is the Kylie of Fever and Light Years: frothy, intensely hummable dance pop. The sort of thing she does with such effortlessness and grace."

Here's a clip of her singing the lead single 'All the Lovers'

Asian guy

This is a hot video! I know how I like Asian guys.

This morning after Kim left for work

Last year I bought myself an Aneros. For those of who unfamiliar with the Aneros, its a hands-free device specifically designed for prostate, or Male G-Spot stimulation.


The idea is that with the Aneros, a man can achieve strong, continuous full-body orgasms previously unattainable through conventional sexual techniques. These orgasms are so earth-shattering that they deserve a special nickname – The Super Orgasm, or the “Super-O.” A Super-O is entirely different from a traditional penile orgasm – it is characterized by pleasure starting from the lower abdomen that awashes the entire body in a state of bliss. Here's what it looks like:



After inserting the Aneros you contract your sphincter muscle in time with your breathing:



I've spent many sessions now using my Aneros but haven't got to where I would say I'd reached a Super-O. I deliberately haven't posted about my sessions before. But this morning I think I did reach a Super-O and I didn't even use my Aneros.

Kim left early for work and I lay in bed after she'd gone. For some reason, probably because I was relaxed and still a bit sleepy, I started to contract my sphincter. I could feel my body start to build up to an orgasm. The deep feeling inside me gradually increased to the point where my body started to shake. I experienced what can only be described as one of the best orgasms I've had. I felt euphoric. Even better was that a few minutes later I started again and had another orgasm. My cock by now was rock hard though as yet I hadn't touched it. I felt it was time to give it some attention so I started to wank and within a few minutes I came stronger than I have done in a while.

I can't really believe that all this happened just by contracting my sphincter. I think it has been trained by using Aneros and even now hours later as I sit typing this I can still contract and feel pleasure.

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Wanton Wednesday

After the comments I got on my first ever Wanton Wednesday post I thought I'd put another one up

Hope you enjoy this one.

Shaving question

Thanks to whoever posted this question for me:

Have you shaved any girl (including Kim)? Any boy? Have either ever shaved you? If any of the above is yes, can you describe?

I've shaved Kim quite a few times and she has shaved me as well. Whenever we do we usually end up having sex as it always makes us horny. As you all know I only shave my cock and balls so Kim has never shaved me completely. Neither of us like that look and prefer me to have some hair down there.

Spotify

Does anyone pay for Spotify premium? I've used the basic version for months and love it - so much music choice.

The morning after

Unusually for me I have a hangover this morning. I ended up watching the England game yesterday afternoon with some friends in a pub (which again is unusual for me as I prefer the comfort of the living room) and there was a special offer on the beer - half price during the match. I drank quite a bit and then to console ourselves after the match had finished we went back to one of the guy's houses and had more beer whilst the girls sat out in the sun. Needless to say I feel somewhat delicate this morning and have a number of meetings at work today that I could do without. As I write this I have the Pet Shop Boys at Glastonbury on the computer via iPlayer.

Tender

Getting changed

Docking

Has anyone tried this? Docking occurs when an uncircumcised cock covers the head of another cock. Looks really sexy.



Has anyone had experience with docking? I'd love to hear from anyone with first-hand experience.

Dogging

Dogging is a British euphemism for engaging in sexual acts in a semi-public place (typically a secluded car in a car park) and then watching others doing so. Frequently, there are more than two participants; both group sex and gang banging can be included. As observation is encouraged, voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly or (increasingly) arrange to meet-up beforehand over the Internet.

English dogger

Would love to hear from anyone who has done this.

Wanton Wednesday!

For my first Wanton Wednesday here is a photo I've just taken. Its been a while since I posted the real Hothardcock.

Your questions

Thanks to David for this question:

Question for you: How did you first get into Kim's pants and pussy?

Kim and I first met at University. We slept together for the first time about a month after first meeting up. I knew we had something special and didn't want to rush. It was after a party at a friend's house. We'd arranged that she was going to spend the night at my place as it was too late for her to get back to hers. I had a single bed at the time and I let her get into bed first whilst I was in the bathroom. When I came back to my room I stripped down to my boxers, got into bed and started cuddling her. One thing led to another and the next thing I had my hand inside her thong feeling her wet pussy. We couldn't wait any longer and we made frantic love which went o most of the night. My flatmates both said to me the next day that we'd kept them awake with our moans. It was a very special night for both of us and one that I will never forget.

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college dorm screwfest

Your questions

Thanks to whoever left me this question:

I would like to know if you shave. I shave my balls and trim my pubes. Every now and then I shave my pubes as well.

Well I shave the shaft of my cock, the base of my cock and my balls about once a week. I also trim my pubes about once a week too as I like to keep them short and tidy. Kim has asked me never to shave them all off as she thinks it wouldn't look good and to be honest I don't really fancy it.

I have also just started shaving the hair on my abs as I shave a bikini line for when I wear speedos and it was starting to look a bit ridiculous so I decided it all had to come off and I like it so I'll keep that up.

I'm back

Hey guys, sorry for the lack of posts recently but I had to go away with work for a week and I'm now busy catching up with all the stuff that has built up at work whilst I was away. At least I got to go somewhere nice though I was that busy I didn't get much chance to relax and make use of the hotel's facilities.

I haven't forgotten that I promised to answer your questions and I will as soon as I get myself on top of work stuff. Thnaks to those of you who have emailed me or left questiosn on here. Keep 'em cumming!

Jamie
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Gay McDonald's ad in France

Have just come across this French advert for MacDonalds - he's a real cutie!

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When was the first time you saw a shaved cock?

I've put a new poll up for this month.

When did you see your first shaved cock? What did you think?

Intimate Massage Videos

M33 has just uploaded some new massage videos - hot as usual and got me hard in no time! Created in 2005 by Col Richards, M33 is now established as one of the most Professional Sensual Massage services for men given by men in the United Kingdom, based in Central London. Check them out.


Awakening The Spirit


Therapeutic Buttocks


Therapeutic Back


Intensive Leg


Touching My Man


Frontal Massage Part 1

My sort of massage!