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Originally uploaded by cuntinglinguist.

Just came across this photo - I wonder what she's waiting for?

fuck buddy

Today at work I could have just done with meeting up with a fuck buddy for an hour or so. I felt so horny. Ended having to have a wank as soon as I got home.

Masturbation Survey

I think that I'm probably addicted to wanking as well as fucking. God I just love sex! I found this quiz while surfing and thought I'd post my answers for you.

Are you male or female? m
How old are you? 30 something
At what age did you start masturbating? 13
How many times a week do you masturbate? it depends, sometimes its every day but on average probably about 4 times
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? usually just once - it depends on time

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? no
At the computer? yes
Outdoors? in the summer
At work? yes
Every room in the house? no
In a parked car? no
In a car while traveling along the interstate? i have in the past

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? sometimes
A friend's spouse? no
A stranger? yes
A student? no
A co-worker? no
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? no

What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes in shower
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes at computer

How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? Yes sometimes
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower? just in shower

What porn do you use to masturbate:
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? yes
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes
Anal? yes
Interracial? no
Age play? no
S&M? no
Role playing? yes
Kinky? no

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes between me and someone else
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? no

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes sometimes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? No

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes sometimes cum in my mouth
When was the last time you masturbated? yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? yes
Are you a masturbation addict? probably
What is the most you have played in one day? I've cum four times

Saturday

Sorry for not posting for a while. I've been incredibly busy at work and haven't had much time for anything else really. Its been pretty lean on the sex front too this past week. I think I've had 1 wank all week and that was in the toilets at the gym after a work out on Wednesday. I had a really good workout and pushed myself to the limits. In the shower after I felt incredibly horny and my cock was aching for some release. Had it been quiet I probably would have just wanked there and then but I could hear some guys in the changing rooms so I waited until I'd dried off and then went into the toilets before I got dressed. It didn't take me long before I came. I was in one of those moods when all you need is a quick release.

Notice that in my absence Unfurling has decided to end his blog. I've really enjoyed following his adventures and wish him well with his new love.

Have to work for a couple of hours this afternoon so better go sort myself out.

The Ashes

So England have won the Ashes - what could be better - we'll I'm about to find out tonight I hope!!!

WillyWarmers

Just came across this site WillyWarmers which I thought was really funny. They are even available in custom sizes.

Urgent sex

The sex was hot frantic and quick. We needed each other so much. Several hard thrusts was all it took for us both to come. Then we lay together feeling spent and glowing.

Back home

I'm back from a great holiday. It was a fantastic week of relaxing and not thinking about work. Unfortunately the big project I finished (or thought I'd finished) just before we went away arrived back on my desk on Monday and needs major revision (not my fault). Its going to occupy me for the next few days and the weekend. The only bright thing ahead is a trip to London next Thursday and the thought of a few hours on my own in the big city after my meeting.

Vacation

We're away for a week from tonight so no posts for a while as I'm leaving the laptop behind. Just sun sand and .............

This week's masturbation tip

Here's one for the guys:

Try 20 light masturbation strokes, from base to top, followed by 10 quick ones. Keep alternating. I've heard this referred to as slow torture masturbation — you want to ejaculate, but you can't. When you do, the orgasm is especially good. I've never lasted more than about 10 minutes doing this.

Photos

I've added a couple of new photos at flickr

Willow

I had a go at this for fun and the answer totally suprised me because Willow is the one character in Buffy I've always associated with and wanted to fuck.

You scored as Willow Rosenberg. You are a very smart individual. Though, like everyone else, you've made mistakes. You've changed over the last few years, so have a lot of things in your life, but you've got great friends who love you and are there for you through anything.

Which Buffy The Vampire Slayer Character Are You Most Like!? created with QuizFarm.com

Masturbation Tips

Wants and Needs says that masturbation has lost its fun. For me though it never has and I hope never will. But maybe that's because I like to vary my wanks. I thought I might start posting some masturbation techniques and, if anyone has any to share, please feel free to post them as a comment or to e-mail them to me.

Photographs

Just been looking at some really beautiful photographs taken by Lewis Payton. There are some hot bodies there!

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Originally uploaded by cuntinglinguist.

This just made me smile

Number of partners

Wants and Needs asks "What number of sexual partners is appropriate? Is this even a valid question anymore?" Its got me thinking.

Making love

I turned the bathroom light off and slipped my boxers off. As I climbed into bed next to you, you whispered "Just make love to me please". And that's what we did until we fell asleep in each other's arms.

Three some

You came round last night. We had dinner, and a nice bottle of wine. I had a shower whilst you and Kim were talking downstairs. When I came down, you didn’t know what to do next. Kim said that she’d have a shower. After she left the room, I came over and straddled you. You could feel my throbbing cock against your chest. I took your arms and pinned them above your head. My lips were on yours and you returned my kiss. Your tongue is down my throat.

Kim came downstairs, wearing just a g-string. She sat next to us and took your breasts in her hands and gently massaged your nipples.

She lifts your dress over your head and takes my hands and places them on your tits. You’re sandwiched between us. She pushes you onto your knees, and eases my thong down. My throbbing cock is before your face and you take it into your mouth, your lips sliding down its full length.

Kim is wanking me off into your mouth, massaging my balls. You push me off. Kim reaches out, and puts on her strapon cock and I kneel over you as you lie on the floor. She enters me from behind. You take my cock in hand and gently wank me off. I’m coming, and a hot sticky load bathes your chest. I use my cock to spread it around, teasing your hardened nipple.

Kim takes off the strapon and gives it to you. I’m sitting on the sofa and Kim straddles me, facing you. She eases my cock into her lubricated arse and spreads her legs wide. You enter her cunt. You take her rock hard nipples in your mouth, biting gently as I massage her tits.

I can feel the solid length of the strapon as I thrust into her. We’re banging away and she’s writhing in our hands. With an animal cry I force her arse to take the full length of my cock and she comes with a scream.

Kim sits on the settee and I kneel before her. You enter me from behind, whilst massaging my balls. I’m forced down, my face onto Kim’s dripping cunt. I lick her out as you thrust into me, harder and harder.

Kim slides down and kneels before me. My cock is between her tits ,moving up and down as you keep pushing into me. Standing, I grab hold of both of you by the hair. You both kneel before me. I push you both on to my throbbing cock and you take it in turns to suck me. Kim slips a couple of fingers up my arse as you squeeze my balls. With a groan I cum again, spraying both of you in the face. There’s cum dripping from your face, down onto already sticky tits.

Exhausted, I sit down. I’m just watching now as Kim’s hands are bound behind her back. You push her head down between my legs and spread her legs wide. You ease your strapon into her cunt and grab her tits. I’m getting hard again and Kim is biting into my swollen cock with her teeth, harder as you thrust harder. You take the strapon from her quivering pussy and put it into my mouth. I lick off every drop of Kim’s juices.

Taking off the strapon, you sit on the sofa, legs open wide and pull Kim’s face towards your cunt. She pulls your swollen cunt lips apart and starts to lick your clitoris. I kneel over you on the sofa and start wanking myself off in front of your face. You pull her head closer, grinding yourself against her, covering her in wet sticky juice. I cum in your face and smear it all over. You bring Kim’s face up to yours, and she licks the warm cum from your face.

Kim lies down on the coffee table. We bind her hands together under the table. We pull her legs apart and bind them to the table legs. Her shaven pussy is wide open. You fasten clothes pegs to her stiff nipples. She winces momentarily. A blindfold covers her eyes. Her head hangs down off the table. I open her mouth and she sucks greedily on my swollen cock. You kneel between her legs and slowly start licking her damp pussy. I’m fucking her face, squeezing and pinching her breasts. She’s writhing now, bucking her hips against your mouth. You push an ice cube into her arse and push it far in. On your knees you guide your big black strapon into her soaking cunt. She’s screaming and writhing, begging you to fuck her harder. I straddle her, and bring my bulging cock to point at your tits. I’m wanking away furiously and deliver streams of hot sticky cum onto your tits. Kim is cuming and your fucking her hard, getting the slippery dildo in to the hilt. I’m standing behind you, squeezing your tits, moistened with my cum. My fingers are in your mouth. You greedily suck my juice from your fingers.

Kim is unbound and bent over the end of the sofa. Her arms are outstretched and fastened. Her legs are bound together and fastened to the sofa too. She can’t move. A ball gag is placed in her mouth and the blindfold applied. stand behind her and you kneel beside me. You start to fondle my cock and balls. I lubricate an anal butt plug and gently insert it into her arse.Y ou put two fingers of your left hand into my arse. I take a leather strap and administer a resounding thwack to Kim’s arse. She flinches, but makes no sound.Y ou begin to masturbate me, and get your fingers in as far as you can. Another loud slap. Colour begins to come to her cheeks. I’m getting hard. Another slap, harder this time. She squeals like a stuck pig. Slap,slap,slap. Her cheeks are now glowing. Slap. With a final squeeze you milk my balls and the cum covers her red rosy cheeks. Together, we greedily lick it up, laughing like idiots as we see ourselves in the mirror.

You showered as I unfastened Kim. Her grin made me grin. We kissed and embraced.

Naked Gym

I've just come across this article entitled Rules of the Naked Gym: Change-Room Etiquette which starts off with:

"Everything I’ve heard about men’s locker rooms leads me to believe they are very naked places: bare asses, towel whipping and nonchalant showers ensemble after the squash game. It’s part of the male bonding experience at the gym—or so I’ve been told."

I changed gyms a couple of years ago from one where guys were OK with walking around naked to one where it doesn't really happen. In fact its quite unusual for guys there to shower after a work out and in all the time I've been there I've probably only been in the showers when someone else has been in there a couple of times. I've never seen any towel whipping - not sure where that goes on!

The other thing I've noticed is that a lot of guys work out in their ordinary underwear or without anything under their shorts/tracksuit.

Danish sex

One of the best sites I've found for pictures is bisexuel.dk. Its the personal website of a Danish couple in their early thirties and features literally hundreds of photos of them. Enjoy!