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Daily Masturbation Technique

Tightening your pubococcygeus (PC) muscle – the one that stops urine from coming out – makes your orgasm approach quicker. However, you can control that muscle while you masturbate, and you can keep it relaxed. If you concentrate on keeping it relaxed the whole time while you masturbate, you can go for a very long time without having that sensation of an impending orgasm. But everything still builds up inside you – even if you can't feel it. Masturbating for a long time this way can eventually lead to an explosive orgasm with a lot of semen.

Daily Masturbation Technique

After you have masturbated for a good, leisurely long time (with many stops and starts!), set some kind of timer, alarm clock, or digital watch to go off in 10 minutes – and don't let yourself ejaculate until the timer goes off. You should also have a digital clock in the room to note the time. (This can be the same clock as the one with the alarm, as long as it doesn't display seconds – you want to know the time to the minute, but not down to the second.) Refrain from looking at the clock for the first few minutes. As the ejaculation time draws near, occasionally glance at it – but don't stare. When there's one minute left on the clock, you'll go crazy with anticipation because the alarm could ring at any second. Try to hover right on the edge so you can orgasm immediately when the alarm rings. It will seem like an eternity!

It's especially good if the alarm has a fairly long ringing cycle. If it continues to ring as you begin ejaculating, it will heighten the sense of urgency and tension relief.

Daily Masturbation Technique

Put two pillows (preferably fluffy ones) down on the bed, one top of the other, and then slip your penis between them. Prop yourself up on your arms and begin to pump. This is a free-handed technique.

Daily Masturbation Technique

Soak a small flannel hand towel in hot or warm water for a few minutes until it is quite hot (but be careful not to burn yourself). Take it out of the hot water, squeeze out some but not all the water, add some water-based lube if you like, and wrap it around your penis. It feels like a real vagina, and when you are finished you can even use it to clean up the semen.

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Daily Masturbation Technique

Try 20 light masturbation strokes, from base to top, followed by 10 quick ones. Keep alternating. Most men can't stand more than 10 minutes if someone else is doing it. This can be considered slow torture masturbation – you want to ejaculate, but you can't. When you do, the orgasm is especially good.

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Daily Masturbation Technique

For this technique you need music, and preferably a portable player with earphones. Strip naked and lie on a bed or in any other comfortable place. Put a towel underneath you if you're worried about the mess. Make sure you have nothing touching your penis or any other part of your body apart from what you are lying on. Put on a CD of music that makes you horny – not music to make love to, but music to screw to. Then touch your heels and put your hands behind your head while you listen to the music. Think of sex and lots of it – let your mind go crazy. When you start to get an erection you'll want to touch it, but DON'T! Swing your hips up and masturbate with the air, but whatever you do, don't touch your penis until the music finishes – then, when the CD is over, grab your penis and masturbate wildly.

Daily Masturbation Technique

Get some lube, and begin to masturbate in your favorite position – but right before you ejaculate, STOP! Put your hands down, or put them behind your head, so you don't ejaculate. Let your erection get just a little soft, and then start again, and once again, right before you ejaculate, STOP. If you do this at least four times, not only will it prolong your session greatly, it will make you ejaculate a lot more semen.

Masturbation Techniques

This week to celebrate Masturbation Month I'm going to be posting a daily masturbation technique. Hope you have fun trying them out.

My Greatest Handjob

I was 17 and my girlfriend was 16. She was not ready yet for intercourse (unfortunately) so our sex life was confined to creative hand work. We had been into heavy petting for 3 months and the handjobs had become somewhat routine. By that I mean, same grip, same stroke speed, predictable, great, but needing some variety...spice. Our venue for naughtiness was the attic of her house. In Springtime it was a great place to get off. Total privacy, even temperature and an old mattress to lie down on for a great session. My girlfriend was really hot. 5 feet tall, 96 lbs. shoulder length white/blonde hair, blue eyes - like ice, full lips, large firm supple breasts with tiny nipples. She had a great flat stomach, narrow hips with slender legs, cute tight little buns and a pussy to die for. I was 5'7", 133 lbs., slender and horny as hell.

On this particular day I was dying to come and she was more than willing to service my hungry dick. We raced up to her attic after school and tore off our clothes, leaving on just her lace panties and my briefs. As we lay on the mattress we kissed passionately and I cupped her full tits. I was rock hard and asked her to take off my shorts and she did...slowly. She marvelled at my throbbing cock and gently kissed the head. I pulled off her panties and french kissed the lips that do not speak. She wanted to give me a different kind of hand job. She said she would start with a normal even paced stroke, then with each successive stroke the speed would gradually slow down with the grip loosening around my cock. (The grip was just her thumb and first finger wrapping completely around.) This was just an incredible progression for sensation. As she was stroking me I was holding her left tit with my left hand and we were very lightly french kissing. The strokes became slower, the grip looser. With each stroke the build up of pleasure was becoming intense. It got to where the strokes were so slow, they were at super slow motion, almost a stand still. Her grip was so light she was barely, just barely, brushing the skin of my head and shaft. The strokes got so slow it would take 3 or 4 minutes for her hand to start at the tip of the head, stroke down to the balls then back up again. And every time her fingers would brush past the ring where I'm circumcised it would be like a micro-orgasm, wildly pleasurable! This monumental handjob was now well past 25 minutes, with every super-slow stroke just mind blowing. I could feel that ejaculation was near and there was no turning back. One more stroke was all I could stand before I exploded. As soon as her fingers brushed ever-so- slowly past the rim of the head down to the circumcision ring, I shot. And this was the most intense/unusual orgasm-ejaculation I've ever had. The first shot was not the usual burst of sperm. Instead, I shot a sprinkler-style burst of clear liquid, about 50 tiny droplets. The next shot was a thunderous gob of thick cum, followed by 2 more shots, an excessive amount of semen all over my stomach and chest. The rest of the ejaculate ran down my cock like lava from a volcano. My girlfriend exclaimed...WOW! That was an understatement.

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Moment in Masturbation History: Sinful Inventions in the Early 1900s

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The late 1800s to the early 1900s were dark days for masturbation. During this time both Corn Flakes and Graham Crackers were developed in an effort to curb masturbatory impulses in young boys (which were seen as leading to poor health, mental illness, and all manner of evil). Between 1856 and 1932 the U.S. Patent Office approved 33 patents for “anti-masturbation” devices. These torture devices developed by physicians and moralistic inventors alike ranged from spiked rings to male chastity belts to electrifying devices that would be sufficient for “burning the flesh” causing “great physical pain, and possible mutilation”.

Here are some examples antimasturbation devices:

1. Simple Bondage-- For some, the simple answer was to tie the masturbators up and prevent them from touching themselves.

2. Leather-Jacket Corset-- A corset made out of leather and steel to be used by boys, was created by Dr. Fleck in 1831. It included a metal penis tube and "a steel band riveted to the shield permanently and attached to the body with an encircling steel band in such a manner that it cannot be removed and prevented access to the testicles." The doctor once reported that "it closes with greatest accuracy, fits to perfection, and the boy wears it continuously without having succeeded even once in reaching his genitals or pulling the machine away from his body so as to produce friction on his genitals."

3. Spike-lined Ring-- Created to prevent the nocturnal emissions and any display of nighttime sexuality, spike-lined penis rings were created in the 1950's by doctors in Boston.

4. Spermatorrhea Bandage-- These devices kept the penis tightly bound, thus making it impossible to have an erection.

5. Stephenson Spermatic Truss-- Patented in 1876, this device placed the penis in a pouch, and then stretched and tied down between the legs, which made erection impossible. Stephenson changed his device slightly 21 years later, adding a metal hood under which the penis could move freely. Any erection would drive the penis against painful spikes.

6. Bowen Device-- This device was like a cup that was placed over the head of the penis and attached to pubic hair by chains and clips. When the wearer got an erection, the pubic hair would be plucked painfully and the wearer would have to respond.

7. The Cage-- The Handbook of Medicine in 1885 offered a metal cage that could be put around a boys genitals. It would allow erections, which weren't seen as wrong, yet would prevent the boy from touching himself.

8. Dr. Moodie Apparatus for Boys-- Scotch physician John Moodie invented this truss-and-shield device in 1848. It included a penis tube with a slot on the side for the boy to push his penis out in order to urinate.

9. Penis-Cooling Devices-- These devices cooled an impending erection with either air or water; Frank Orth invented both types and patented them in 1893. He said that "the penis is inserted in the hole and between the levers so that if during the night an erection occurs, the dilatation of the penis spreads the levers, thus separating the jaws, and permitting the cold water to flow through the tube to the sack or envelope. The cold water... cools the organ of generation, so that the erection subsides and no discharge occurs."

10. Sexual Armor-- A jacket with leather pants which supports a large piece of steel armor. Perforations in the armor allowed urine to escape, yet the bolted, padlocked trapdoor at the rear would have to be opened for other business...

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How To Masturbate for Men

Masturbation is considered by many to be the cornerstone of sexual health. Most men believe that they already know everything about their own genitals and sexual response. It’s all out there, boys will be boys, etc. But just because you know how your tools work, doesn’t mean you can build the Eiffel Tower. In fact most men experience a fraction of their full erotic and orgasmic potential. Read on for simple and fun tips on how to masturbate for men.

Time Required: Male masturbation doesn't have to always be a "quick affair". Take your time and enjoy.

Here's How:
1. Make time for more than a quickie.
Most guys first learn to masturbate in secret and furtive ways. They do it quickly and need to figure out what to do with the evidence afterward. This can create a powerful pattern of masturbating quickly, without paying attention to where your sexual arousal can take you. To start exploring something different, make sure you have some extended time and privacy for yourself, where you aren’t trying to finish quick before someone interrupts.

2. Turn off the porn (just for a while) and tune into your body.
Not everyone likes porn, but a lot of guys do, and while porn can be great, it also takes you out of your body a bit with the fantasy. This can distract you from what’s actually happening in your body. You don’t need to throw the porn away, but for a few times, masturbate without porn, and objectify yourself for a change!

3. Do a…dry…run through.
Bad pun aside, it’s a good idea to try the above suggestions, and then just masturbate as you normally would. As you do this pay attention:
Changes in your breathing: Does it become shallow and quick, slower and deeper?
Changes in your body: is there tension in some places, and relaxation in others? Is this the same every time you masturbate?
How does it feel just before you have an orgasm?
How does it feel as you orgasm, and immediately post-orgasm?

4. Time to switch it up.
Men learn early in their lives the most effective way to get themselves off. And most never waver from the utilitarian approach to self love. But sex is less like a well oiled machine, and more like a chaotic food fair, where there is an endless selection of ways to satisfy your appetites. So it’s time to throw a wrench in the works and shake up your routine. Try any combination of the following suggestions:

5. Does your left hand know what your right hand is doing?
Do you always use the same one hand to masturbate? Most guys do. If you’re among them, start with the simple tip of switching hands. It can feel strange at first, the rhythm might be off, it’s almost like sex with someone new for the first time. Enjoy the newness, and see if a new hand can teach an old hand some tricks.

6. Experiment with positions.
If you aren’t an experimental type, it’s time to start. If you’re used to masturbating lying down on your back, try sitting up. If you normally sit in a chair, try standing, or kneeling. As with all these changes, this might feel ridiculous at first, and you’ll probably go back to old faithful, but see what masturbation feels like in different positions, and notice if it brings with it any new sensations.

7. Get your hips moving.
The way your body moves when you masturbate is probably very different from the way it moves when you’re having sex with someone else. Many men don’t move at all when they masturbate. Try to move your hips when you masturbate, simulating the thrusting of intercourse. Notice how moving your hips in different ways can bring you closer to, and at times take you farther away from, the point of orgasm.

8. Use different hand strokes.
Most men learn early on that a vigorous stroke does the trick. This intense up and down stimulation usually ends in a good orgasm. But there are dozens of other strokes that each bring with them different sensations, and different orgasms. Roll your penis in between your hands, moving your hands up and down your shaft. Try using long twisting strokes instead of just up and down. Experiment with different movements, pressures, and speeds.

9. Explore your shaft.
While most of the nerve endings on the penis are at the head, and specifically the frenulum, many men will have spots on their shaft that are unusually sensitive. Try putting one hand at the base of your penis and press it towards your body while experimenting with different hand strokes along the shaft of your penis. Treat this like a treasure hunt, and try to feel the difference between one side and the other, between stimulation near the base and up near the tip.

10. Reach around, yourself.
For many men the balls are a very sensitive area that responds well to feelings of touch and pressure. Take your forefinger and thumb and make them in a circle at the top of your scrotum. Gently tug on your scrotum as your masturbating. This is both a way to prevent you from ejaculating and a way to extend sexual feelings in your body. Experiment with other kinds of touch including tickling, scratching, and rubbing.

11. Check out the neighborhood.
While the penis and scrotum tend to be the epicenter of masturbatory attention, if you’re looking to open things up a bit, be sure to take a tour of some other nearby areas. The perineum, the area between the scrotum and anus, is very sensitive to pressure and massage, and rubbing it provides external prostate stimulation. Speaking of which, don’t be afraid to explore the anus, both externally and by using a finger for penetration.

12. Bring it all together.
Not everything you try is going to do it for you, but the idea behind the above tips is to try lots of different things, and then incorporate whatever you like into the ways you regularly masturbate. Maybe it’s a different stroke, or position, or breathing technique. Obviously there is no one, correct way to masturbate, and even if you’ve got something that works for you, consider the fact that there could be more out there if you experiment with it.

Tips:
Another myth about male masturbation is that you shouldn’t use anything other than you hand. While your hand might be doing the trick, adding some accessories can make the stimulation even more intense, and inspire more creativity with yourself, and with partners.

Get a good quality personal lubricant. If it’s only for masturbation you can use something that’s oil based without worrying about condom compatibility. Oil based products are better because they won’t dry up.

Add a sex toy into the mix. It might be a vibrator, a dildo, or a cock ring (if you’ve never tried one I recommend trying one on your own before you use it with a partner). Sex toys can add a completely new kind of stimulation, and accentuate the manual stimulation your doing.

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Experence In Masturbation

Just came across this story on the web:

As far back as I can remember I had been jacking off in one form or another, even though at an early age there was no cum,there was a good feeling in my groin and belly.

I have used the oils,slick lotions,viberators at first and even using the power spray in the shower letting the pin point of water hit on the under side of my dick till I was shooting cream all over the shower,man,it would take your breath away.

I remember a guy I worked with telling me about a trick he used often. At first I was afraid to try it but my curiosity got the best of me after awhile. The only kind of coffee pot I had was a drip so I had to look around until I found the old perk type which was the only kind that would work. I would fill it with water leaving the basket out and the lid off then plug it in till the water was luke warm. I would then squat over it and lower my balls in the water as I stroked my cock. The hotter the water, the more aroused I became till I was shooting loads of white milky cream, it was really awesome.

I even tried the pumps, as I used a ten inch rubber dick, sucking it till it was well lubed then slid it down my throat,I had practiced this with a long polish sausage til I had it mastered. The rubber cock was more life like and I liked it much better.(It's not easy to find a guy who has a dick long enough for that). Then I obtained another cock, an eight incher which I added to the session, it had a suction cup on the bottom which I stuck to a board and lowered my ass down on it as I used the other toys at the same time.

In time I graduated to the nipple clamps, taking an eighteen inch chain I attached an alligator clip to each end and would tease my nipples with one for awhile as I jacked off then would attach one to each nipple, loop the chain around my balls and stretch out slowly. The farther I stretched the, more the pain excited me and I would come with so much power my cream shot as far as my chin at times.

As anyone who loves to jack off knows, you are constantly looking for new ways and I was no exception. At first I wired up nine volt batteries and would hook one on one nipple then touch the other to my other nipple receiving a jolt, not life threatening but enough to get you worked up. But that was to crude, so I took a converter from my tape player, cut the wires, then attached clips to the ends. Taking a foot pedal I used to vary the speeds of my power tools, I plugged it in an outlet then plugged the converter into the pedal. Dabbing just a little water on each nipple, I placed the clips on my nipples then would press down on the pedal slowly, sending the juice to both nipples. Sometimes I press up and down on it several times quickly as I jacked off and when I am on the verge of coming I press the pedal down and hold it, shooting cream all over the place. The more I wet my nipples, the stronger the jolt, but it's never enough to really harm me unless I leave it on to long, then it can cause a burn, to my nipples.

I have even got jacked off as I ate pussy, being a person who has no trouble coming four and five times a night, I still satisfy my partner.

The strongest climax I ever had was when I was fisted one time. I have never done it done again because there was no one around who knew what they were doing and that's a must when it comes to doing that. At first the pain was all most unbearable but then it was like I was floating with a swooning sensation. The feeling of pleasure would be so great I would pass out for a minute or so.

The strongest feeling was when he was removing his fist and would reach a certain spot where the feeling was so intense, my body shook all over and I remember coming for the third time. It took two hours for him to go in and come out. I'm not talking about just his fist, I'm talking about a good portion of his arm. Still, it was another form of masturbation for me.

One thing I wanted to try and he said he could do it was while his fist was in my ass, have another guy slip his dick in and let the guy jack him off inside my ass, I was all for it, but the guy moved to Vegas before I had a chance to go back. I still intend to try that some day, even if I have to make a trip out there.

I love pussy as well as sucking dick and enjoy a nice hard dick up my ass often, but I still get a charge from just plain old jacking off, with a little added quirk thrown in.

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Masturbation Month

May is National Masturbation Month in the US (see Good Vibrations for more). It doesn't seem to have caught on over here in the UK unless I've missed hearing about it. But not to worry I've decided to carry on regardless and will rise to the occasion. I've started with a few polls on the right and will have some special masturbation posts.

This is something I've never been able to do

I've never been able to pee whilst my cock is hard. Is it common for guys to be able to do this?

Hotel Showoff

Am interested in somewhat safe ways to show off in public... Has anyone shown off in a hotel window or on a hotel or resort balcony? Any reactions?